9 Tinder Fails To Make You Fear For Future Generations

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mattstaff
Jan 20, 2019 8:00 PM EST

Modern day romance is a totally different kind of beast, and this is all the proof we need. 

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  • Text - all AT&T LTE 25% 4:13 PM hott YOU MATCHED WITH ELLIOTT ON 8/8/18 I hear you like Mickey Mouse? You're gonna love the view from Dis-knees
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  • Text - 4E 90% 8:44 AM AT&T Енilн Today 8:42 AM hi Hey, what's good? gimme ur phn # 911 cuz um not active here Just hit me with that virus link already Sent Type a message... GIF
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  • Text - 9:36 PM 89% Verizon LTE < YOU MATCHED W ON 9/4/18 I was a little hesitant to message you,but I decided to because I've found it's best to Rach for the stars.
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  • Text - 50% 9:36 pm Vo) LTE Today 8:27 pm Look full disclosure not great at the introductions part of all this. However, I have prepared a brief presentation that will suffice nicely. http:://youtu.be/B7tOy3xpFRO that was the best 1 minute and 29 seconds of my life you sir are an inspiration Today 9:36 pm I am also more than happy to provide you with the most disappointing 1 minute and 29 seconds of your life Sent Type a message... GIF
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  • Text - Today 6:08 PM So this may sound super weird, but you totally remind me of Andy, from The Office. Fuggin oof. How you gonna hit a dude with something like that? Sont
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  • Text - ON 8/7/18 YOU MATCHED WITH like your face Hahaha thank you Sent you can sit on mine if you'd like
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  • Text - cz Carlos ue To Ja 11:13 AM +246 Hi, this is a mass e mail to a icole if you don't fit this description then ignore and if you are the one and just don't want to talk to me that's ok as well. If you name is Nicole and you're from Holland and you think Nietzsche is depressing then text me (403) b took you and your friend home last night m Carlos btw I'm the guy who appdy yall
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  • Text - Heavenly blessed beauty, if permitted I would ravish you with force far greater than that contained within Thor's hammer.
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  • Text - It honestly might just be Vancouver, I didn't really go deep enough to absorb the full Canadian experience, probably would go there for some skiing or maple leaf hunting though Lol maple leaf hunting??? Wtf is that You know how the maple leaf is Canada's national animal? So basically you have to buy a crossbow or something of the sorts. You go deep into Canada where the maple leaves roam free (this is where things get illegal) you charge at the like of leaves and normally the weakest of t
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